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When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.
Pain is inevitable, but misery is optional.

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Jokes

The man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because everytime I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."



Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.



A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted"
The next day, he recieve a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."
But baby, where they knock you down and out
Is where you oughta stay